puta madre

http://cty.jhu.edu/summer/employment/humanities.html

I can TA a class of The Analysis of Mesmoamerican Cultures or Social Development or Latin American Political Theory or Advanced Intermediate Spanish in Monterrey, Mexico
or go back to Madrid to TA The Culture and History of Moorish Spain or The Spanish Civil war
or go to NY or Los Angeles to teach International Politics

How lovely, lovely, lovely. I'm applying now.