24 February 2009

head of republican national committee, REALLY?

okay Michael Steele, you clueless, clueless man. obama is liked for reasons that you will never understand. shit.

"We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-suburban hip-hop settings."

ha hahahaa. holler.

1 comment:

blake said...

i enjoyed bobby jindal giving the republican response to obama last night. i can only imagine how it was planned out.

"quick! the darkie's done talking! get a minority out there!"

"wha--one of the schills? which one do we use?"

"fuck, i don't know! what does the melanin/electability index say?"

"it says that when we use anybody darker than ray romano our consituents get kind of nervous."

"oh fuck! we're about to be on the air! ... there's a brown guy! put him on!"

"bobby jindal?"

"yeah, the mexican-looking guy!"

"i'm pretty sure he's indi--"

"just get him on t.v. and make sure he doesn't smoke crack cocaine or smack his babymomma!"