if joyce t. was a weather woman your days would sound something like this:

"it was like raining this morning. it was weird."
"it's getting windy. it's weird."

if allison s. were a relationship counselor she would tell you something like this:

"well, did you know that humans are the only species to purposefully invoke emotional harm to each other?"

and if lizzie h. and missy k. and jake l. were all your friends,
you would feel as lucky as i do.