today is not today in another place than the milky way

In a parallel universe,

I would not have been talked out of going to Turkey,

I would not have failed my Econ. final from misreading the directions,

I would not have to walk around with Scotch Tape designer glasses,

I would not have lost by one vote in student cabinet elections,

and I would not have been told that Honduras is a no-go from lack of funds.


just sayin' wouldn't be happenin then.